No matter how beautiful a spreadsheet program Apple makes, burying my head in it all day is neither miraculous nor revolutionary.
I literally just said “fuck it, I’m watching ‘Smokey and the Bandit.’”
Ali Hassan Kuban, Salah Ragab, Sun Ra, Ash Ra Tempel.
Nolan ran so fast in the Fast Start relay, his shoe came off.
Driver behind me at the light is shaving, smoking, and screaming at something.
You know what’s weird? Hearing an animal you’ve lived with for 12 years make a sound you’ve never heard before. (No, she’s not sick, just weird.)